When I Was A Kid And We

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.