When I Was A Kid Ellen Degeneres

The Plus-size Revolution That Has Been Happening Lately Is Incredible But It's Also Creating This "other" Beauty Standard In Which You Have To Be An Hourglass, You Have To Be Super Sexy And Fierce About Showing Off Your Curves. That's Quite Frightening To Me, And I Don't Fit In It, I Don't Want To Fit It.

A Few Years Back, When My Style Was "punk Grandma", I Picked Up An Amazing Pair Of Sandals - Orthopaedic Ones, With Really Thick Soles. I've Given Them Away To A Friend Now, Because These Days My Look Is More "1980s Substitute Teacher Gone Wild."

I Said To My Teacher, 'i Can't Be A Singer Because I'm Not Pretty Enough, And I'm Fat.' And She Looked At Me And Said, 'tell That To Nell Carter, Babe.' That Changed My Life Forever!

I Am Tired Of Spending A Little Bit Of Money In A Lot Of Pieces Because They Keep On Falling Apart.

There Is No Rule In The Pink-triangle Guide To Coming Out That You Must Wear A Rainbow Flag Cap And Organise A Full Band Parade.