When I Was A Kid I Did

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

I Try Not To Get Political, I Don't Want To Get Religious, I Don't Want To Get Controversial, I Just Want To Have A Show That Relates To Everybody.

I'm A Big Guy, But I'm Really Simple With The Food. I'll Hit The In-n-out Or Just The Regular Buffets.

I Have No Talent When It Comes To Pianos Or Guitars Or Any Of That, Even Karaoke. For Karaoke, I Have To Be Wasted To Get Up There And Sing.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.