When I Was A Kid, I Was

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I'm Really Ultra-affected By Things, I Feel Things Deeper, And I Cry At The Drop Of A Hat, And Offended And Sensitive And I'm Almost Paranoid Very Easily, And That's Who I Am.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.