When I Was A Kid I Got

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly That She Was Known As A Two-bagger. That's When You Put A Bag Over Your Head In Case The Bag Over Her Head Breaks.