When I Was A Kid I Got

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?