When I Was A Little Girl -

I'm So Glad I'm Not 20 Years Old Anymore. I Was In A Hurricane. I'm A Lot Calmer Now. I Don't Cause Destruction For Myself And Others Everywhere I Go.

I Just Want To Be Married, Or Just Engaged. Basically, I Just Want A Ring. And The Tax Break.

I Once Ate Mcdonald's Three Times In One Day.

I'm An Actor Who Hates Dialogue And The Present Day And Reality.

I Come From One Of These Hideous Backgrounds Where Being Sincere Is Like - Ugh, You Might As Well Kill Yourself.