When I Was Born I Brought No

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.