When I Was Nine, I Wrote A

The Work That's Interesting To Me In Other People Is Really Confessional.

There's A Certain Grace To Having Your Heart Broken.

Can We Call A Moratorium On The Use Of The Term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!

Basically My New Litmus Test For People Is, Do They Make Me Hear About A Blow Job They Gave In The First Ten Minutes Of Us Talking? And If They Didn't Then I Can Feel Excited.

My Parents Are Pretty Liberal. But They Were Just You Know Trying To Look Out For My Innocence Or Whatever. But My Babysitter Had "forever" [by Judy Blume]. And I Said "well I've Read Judy Blume Books, Can I Borrow That?" And She Said No, This One's Not Appropriate For You. Which Obviously, Got Me Really Worked Up. So I Took It.