When I Was Sixteen I Was Pretending

Folks Have To Pin Me Down Because, For One Thing, I Don't Have A Laptop. I Don't Have An Iphone, And I Refuse To Carry Them Because They're Immensely Hackable.

My Parents Never Had Any Money. It Was Cash Flow. It Flows, And You Got Your Fingers In It For A Little While, And It Flows Away. That's All I Know About Money. And I Don't Know, It Flows And It's A River, But You Can Never, Ever Keep It. As An Artist, I Can't Keep It. But Hey, A Man Who Dies With A Cent In The Bank Is A Foolish Man. So I Guess I'm Going Against The Conservators. I'm A Spendthrift.

I Like Really Good Movies, But I Can Enjoy A Really Bad Movie, Too.

I've Always Been A Big Fan Of Science Fiction And Of The Worlds Of The Spiritual And The Mystic.

One Minute You're Up Half A Million In Soybeans And The Next, Boom, Your Kids Don't Go To College And They've Repossessed Your Bentley.