When I Was Straight, I Had The

I Love Marriage. I Failed At Marriage, But I'd Rather Go Into Anything With Gusto And Fail Than Go Into It Half-assed.

God Gave Us Intestines For A Reason. I'm Not Keen On Surgery. It's Too Extreme. All It Took Was One Of Those Plastic Surgery Shows To See How Violent It Is.

There's Always Somebody Older, Richer, More Desperate Than You.

I Am The One Who Got Myself Fat, Who Did All The Eating. So I Had To Take Full Responsibility For It.

I Have To Be Below 140 To Really Look Good. I Have To Work My Legs Like Crazy. Actually, Do You Want My Real Goal? My Real Goal's Always Too Low. I Love The Way I Look At, Like, 128.