When I Was Straight, I Had The

I Probably Spend More Time With My Kids Than The Average Stay-at-home Mother.

I Sort Of Feel Sorry For The Next Man Who Gets Me. I May Just Kill Him With Passion. He'd Better Be Strong And Have A Good Heart!

I Developed A Nutty Attitude Where I'd Think, If Some Guy Really Loves Me He Doesn't Care If I'm Fat. I'd Come Up With All These Stupid Reasons Why It Would Be Ok To Be Fat.

I Was So Naive I Didn't Even Know About Agents. I Telephoned The William Morris Agency And Asked To Speak To Mr. Morris. I Expected Bill Morris To Be Waiting For My Call.

I Couldn't Care Less About Sex Unless I Meet Someone Who I Think Is Wonderful.