When I Watched Braveheart I Was In

San Francisco! City Of Dreaming Spires, People Live Here... Golden Gate Bridge, Ahh The Romans Came Here.

Boy Bands Should Be Exploded From A Great Height. They're Just Pretty People Singing Music Written By Others.

And The Druids, They Were Into Sex And Death In An Interesting Night-time Telly Sort Of Way.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.