When In Rome, Do As Rome Does.

Carnivorous, Adj. Addicted To The Cruelty Of Devouring The Timorous Vegetarian, His Heirs And Assigns.

Theosophy, N. An Ancient Faith Having All The Certitude Of Religion And All The Mystery Of Science.

Respectability, N. The Offspring Of A Liaison Between A Bald Head And A Bank Account.

Liberty: One Of Imagination's Most Precious Possessions.

Bait, N. A Preparation That Renders The Hook More Palatable. The Best Kind Is Beauty.