When It Comes To Cars, Only Two

Sending Grown-ups Up The Wall Is One Of The Things Adolescence Is All About. A Few Years Ago It Was Done With Rock 'n' Roll Music. Now At Least They Can Do It Quietly With A Home Computer.

Children Rarely Want To Know Who Their Parents Were Before They Were Parents, And When Age Finally Stirs Their Curiosity, There Is No Parent Left To Tell Them.

The Best Thing About Being President Is That It Gets You Out Of American Life. I Don't Know What The Theory Is Behind This, But It Is A Fact. The First Thing We Do With A President Is Shunt Him Off To A Siding Where Nothing American Can Ever Happen To Him.

A Solved Problem Creates Two New Problems, And The Best Prescription For Happy Living Is Not To Solve Any More Problems.

A Skillful Playwright Might Have A Good Time With The Story Of The Assassination Of President William Mckinley, And Especially With The Three Most Flamboyant Political Figures Involved: Mark Hanna, Theodore Roosevelt, And Emma Goldman.