When It Comes To Sex There Are

If You Don't Have Fun Doing The Film, Then The Results Of The Film Will Never Give You Any Fun.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.

Some Drink Deeply From The River Of Knowledge. Others Only Gargle.

There's An Old Joke - Um... Two Elderly Women Are At A Catskill Mountain Resort, And One Of 'em Says, "boy, The Food At This Place Is Really Terrible." The Other One Says, "yeah, I Know; And Such Small Portions." Well, That's Essentially How I Feel About Life - Full Of Loneliness, And Misery, And Suffering, And Unhappiness, And It's All Over Much Too Quickly.