When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.