When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.