When Life Hands You A Lemon, Say,

My Understanding Of First-degree Murder Is That Premeditation Needs To Be Proven.

I'm Just Shallow And Self-interested, And Don't Get Out Much Because I'm Afraid Of Real Commitments.

But I Have A Good Life. I Enjoy What I Do. I Am Married To Work.

Most Poets Are Elitist Dregs More Concerned With Proving Their Skill With A Dictionary Than Communicating Ideas With Impact.

You Might As Well Enjoy The Day - You Never Know When And How Painfully It Could All End.