When Lying To Someone, Look Him Straight

If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Too Timid To Talk Back, I Shot My Adversary.

The Lover As Baby Is A Less Troubling Idea Than The Baby As Lover.

Glamour Looks Eloquent But Seldom Talks.