When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found

All That Proves Is That Most Of The World Is Too Poor To Build Bowling Alleys, Golf Courses, Tennis Courts And Baseball Fields. There's Hundreds Of Millions Of Poor People Out There Who Still Ain't Got Indoor Plumbing, But That Don't Mean There's Something Great About An Outhouse. Soccer Is Boring. I've Never Seen A More Boring Sport.

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.

There Is Only One Way To Solve The Alleged Crisis Of The Erosion Of 'family Values.' And That Is To Get Right Down To The Root Cause Of The Problem.

In Attacking The Young, The Liberal, And The Black, Daley Was In The Mainstream Of America's Mass Prejudices. The Democratic Party May Have Suffered By His Actions, But Daley Came Out...even More Popular Than Before Because Bust Their Heads Was The Mood Of The Land And Daley Had Swung The Biggest Club.

If God Dislikes Gays So Much, How Come He Picked Michelangelo, A Known Homosexual, To Paint The Sistine Chapel Ceiling While Assigning Anita Bryant To Go On Television And Push Orange Juice?