When My Car Runs Out Of Gas,

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

Nothing Is More Vintage Than Dying Of Rubella.

I Do My Show Half-hour A Night Four Nights A Week. I Haven't Seen My Kids In 18 Months, And I Am Losing Calcium In My Bones. Doctors Say I Should Stop. I'm Not Going To.

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.

Trump Will Not Respond To Reasoned Argument. He Will Not Be Held Accountable For The Things He Said. All You Can Do Is Point And Laugh. Because The Devil Cannot Abide Mockery.