When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

You Know What I Want You To Do? I Want You To Blow Out The Candle And Curse The Darkness.