When Of A Gossiping Circle It Was

'tis Safest In Matrimony To Begin With A Little Aversion.

He Is The Very Pineapple Of Politeness.

Justice-august And Pure, The Abstract Idea Of All That Would Be Perfect In The Spirits And The Inspirations Of Men!-where The Mind Rises; Where The Heart Expands; Where The Countenance Is Ever Placid And Benign; Where Her Favorite Attitude Is To Stoop To The Unfortunate; To Hear Their Cry And To Help Them; To Rescue And Relieve; To Succor And Save; Majestic, From Its Mercy; Venerable, From Its Lutility; Uplifted, Without Pride; Firm Without Obduracy; Beneficent In Each Preference; Lovely, Though In Her Frown!

Steal! To Be Sure They May; And, Egad, Serve Your Best Thoughts As Gypsies Do Stolen Children,-disfigure Them To Make 'em Pass For Their Own.

An Aspersion Upon My Parts Of Speech!