When Paris Has To Pee, Paris Has

I Think I Am A Good Role Model, And A Lot Of Mothers Come Up To Me And They're Really Happy, And I Think If Any Girl Follows Their Dreams Then Anything Can Happen To Them.

I'm Very Intelligent. I'm Capable Of Doing Everything Put To Me. I've Launched A Perfume And Want My Own Hotel Chain. I'm Living Proof Blondes Are Not Stupid.

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.