When People Ask Me If Dean Martin

Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm On The Throne. Never Got A Dinner!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!

The Hunchback Of Notre-dame, Who Said To His Tailor Irving, Forget The Slacks - Please Work On The Blazer! Never Got A Dinner!

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!