When People Call Me God, I Say,

I Am Not Insecure Enough To Count The Bouquets I Receive On My Birthday, I Don't Assess My Popularity By The Number Of Magazine Covers I Am On, I Don't Get Worried If My Song Is On The Seventh Position On Countdown Charts.

Yes It's Going Really Well. We Are Planning On Having A Baby Together.

The Day My Father Died Seemed Longer Than My Entire Childhood. The Day I Felt My First Success Seemed Fleeting, Hour-long, Not Long Enough Perhaps. I Wondered Where It Went. Even The Cycle Of Time Confounds Me. I Work Till Dark, Until Sunrise On Most Days And Fall Asleep As The World Awakens To Light. My Friends Call Me An Owl. I Like To Think Of Myself As Batman – The Prince Of Darkness.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

I Am Very Shy. If I Am Flying British Airways And The Airhostess Asks Me Two Questions, And I Don't Understand Her Accent - I Will Go Hungry For The Entire Flight.