When People Come To See My Stand-up,

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

I Had Auditioned For 'saturday Night Live' Two Or Three Times Before And Never Really Saw Myself There. I Looked Up To Belushi And Bill Murray And Aykroyd And I Never Saw Myself As In Their World.