When Something Is Bothering Me, I Write

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.

My Mother Used To Paper Pictures From Movie Magazines On The Wall Of Her Bedroom. When I Was Born, She Looked At Those Pictures To Decide On A Name For Me. Claudette Colbert's Picture Was Up There And So Was Loretta Young's. She Decided Loretta Was The Prettiest Name, So I Was Named After Her.

I've Seen Things, And That's Almost The Same As Doing Them.

We Used To Go Around Tipping Outhouses Over, Or Turning Over Corn Shocks On Halloween. Anything To Be Mean.