When The Kids Are Laughing In The

I Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That. But Comedy Thing And Making Movies And Stuff, I Love It So Much That I Do Get Driven To Push Myself As Hard As I Can.

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."

Comedy, Such A Lovely Lady, She'll Pick You Up, You Your Feeling Blue.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.