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In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

In America, You Break Law. In Soviet Russia, Law Breaks You! In America, You Watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother Watch You!

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.