When Those Waiters Ask Me If I

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

Let's Make A Statement To The Airlines Just To Get Their Attention. We'll Pick A Week Next Year And We'll All Agree Not To Go Anywhere For Seven Days.

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.