When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

Failure Is A Resource That Can Be Managed.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

There's Kind Of A Toll You Have To Pay With A Cat; If You Don't Pet Her For 10 Minutes She'll Bother You For Six Hours.