When Times Are Tough, The Weak Bail

Could You Please Put This--could You All Put These--could You Get Dressed, Please?" The Woman Only Bestowed A Serene Smile On Me. "we Are As The Goddess Requires." "the Goddess Requires You To Be Naked On My Lawn?

And The Lesson Is That I Should Always Wear These, So No One Asks Me To Do Anything Crazy Like Climb Onto A Roof. ~jaime Vegas On Why She Wears Three Inch Heels On A Mission

I Have To. I've Been Fighting It All Night. I'm Going To Lose. My Battle Is As Futile As A Woman Feeling The First Pangs Of Labor And Deciding It's An Inconvenient Time To Give Birth. Nature Wins Out. It Always Does.

He Wore Sweatpants And A T-shirt And Had Stopped In The Middle Of The Hall, Furiously Scratching One Bare Forearm. "fleas?" I Said.

That's What Being Crazy Was, Wasn't It? You Thought You Were Fine. Everyone Else Knew Better.