When We Got Married, We Agreed On

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

An Animal Has To Suffer For Us Old-school Latinos To Get What We Want.

Immigration Is An Issue Of Global Significance In America. And If You Look At The Terrorist Alerts And Attacks, Latinos [as A Group] Are Not In The Top Five List [for] Terror Alerts.

Shows Should Just Be Able To Be Shows Without Hyphenating Their Lead Characters.

I'm Not Afraid To Take On Somebody Or Say Something That Somebody Will Find Offensive Because Unfortunately In Comedy, You Can't Say Anything Really Good Without Offending Somebody.