When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second

Psychoanalyses Is Like Music Lessons, For 5 Years You Do Not Notice Any Progress And Suddenly You Can Play The Piano.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.

Why Ruin A Good Story With The Truth?

Years Ago I Was On Television Having A Discussion With Billy Graham About Atheism. He Was Saying, Even If You're Right And I'm Wrong, And There's Nothing After, I Will Have Had A Better Life Than You, Because I Do Believe There Was Something. And I Couldn't Argue With That, Even Though I Wanted To.

Who Bothers To Cook Tv Dinners? I Suck Them Frozen.