When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

Real Life Is Generally Much Duller And Inevitably Sadder, Most Of The Time. In Film, You Control Everything That's Going On, So You Can Indulge The Most Fantastic, Romantic, Escapist Feelings And Fantasies. You Can Do Anything You Want. That's Why It's Very Seductive And Pleasurable To Earn Your Living Making Movies Because You're Not Living In The Real World.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

The Most Important Words In The English Language Are Not 'i Love You' But 'it's Benign.'

Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!