When Will You Start Asking Different Questions?

I Am Not Confident Unless I Am Playing Someone Else.

If I Talk To A Girl, It's Assumed That I'm Having A Scene With Her. If I Don't, Then It's Assumed That I'm Gay.

If You Don't Like Something Don't Do It, And If You're Doing Something Then You Better Like It. It Is As Simple As That.

I Am Like A Kid. I Tell My Family And Friends I'm Like A Kid.

Though My Wife Thinks I'm Mad, I Know I'll Drop My Daughter To The Parties She's Invited To. I'll Want Her Friends To Say, "wow What A Handsome Father You Have!" When She's With Her Boyfriend In The Backseat Of Our Car, I'll Be At The Wheel, Driving Her Around.