When You Are Dead, It Is Hard

You Rely Too Much On Brain. The Brain Is The Most Overrated Organ.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

He's A Politician. That's A Notch Below Child Molester.