When You Are Dining With A Demon,

There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel For India, But It's That Of An Oncoming Train Which Will Run Them Over.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

Beware Of The Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt.

An Optimist Sees The Doughnut; The Pessimist Sees The Whole.

The Bengal Tiger Always Has His Tail Up, Ready To Devour The Opposition.