When You Decide To Do This Kind

I Want Them To Play Britney Spears At My Funeral. This Way I Won't Feel So Bad About Being Dead, And Everyone There Will Know There Is Something Worse Than Death.

Album Sales Have Collapsed, With Few Artists Making Money From Albums; Touring Is More Lucrative. But I'm 53 Now And Won't Be Able To Tour Forever, So A Logical Step Is To Get Into Writing Film Scores. Trouble Is, You Need To Be Somewhere Which Has A Big Film Industry - Another Reason Why I'm Thinking About Living In California.

I Was A Loner As A Child And Happiest At Home, Launching Toy Rockets And Aeroplanes. When I Started Causing Trouble In My Third Year At Grammar School, Mum Was Really Surprised. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Suggested I Might Have Asperger's Syndrome.

I Worship Nothing. Not A Good Lie Nor A Dark One. If Nature Is Proof Of God's Amazing Creation Then I Have Truly Seen The Light, And The Light Is Black. Nature Is Genius At Its Most Cruel And Savage. No Benevolent God Could Have Come Up With Such An Outrage.

I Collect Fantasy Swords, Replicas From Films, And Have Them Displayed On The Wall As You Go Up The Stairs.