When You Get Older You Have To

The Biggest Seller Is Cookbooks And The Second Is Diet Books - How Not To Eat What You've Just Learned How To Cook.

I've Learned That Under Everyone's Hard Shell Is Someone Who Wants To Be Appreciated And Loved.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

Christians Talk As Though Goodness Was Their Idea But Good Behavior Doesn't Have Any Religious Origin. Our Prisons Are Filled With The Devout.