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An Ounce Of Sauce Covers A Multitude Of Sins.

My Daughter Takes Pride In Showing Up With Stuff That Other Kids Envy Or Are Freaked Out By, So I Send Her To School With Grilled Octopus.

Cream Rises. Excellence Does Have Its Rewards.

I Make Friends Faster And Easier Than Journalists.