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Before One Actually Visits Them, Everyone Tends To Think Of Their Favorite Countries As One Grand Disneyland Filled With National Monuments And Historical Treasures Conveniently Laid Out For Easy Viewing, When What They Really Are Filled With, Of Course, Is People Going To Work, Laundromats And Places To Buy Rat Poison.

Some Say Love It Is A River That Drowns The Tender Reeds. Some Say Love, It Is A Razor That Leaves Your Heart To Bleed. Some Say Love, It Is A Hunger, An Endless Aching Need. I Say Love, It Is A Flower And You, Its Only Seed.

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

Cats Always Seem So Very Wise, When Staring With Their Half-closed Eyes. Can They Be Thinking, I'll Be Nice, And Maybe She Will Feed Me Twice?

Twenty-seven People Sang 'wind Beneath My Wings' Before I Got Around To It. A Lot Of People Saw The Movie That I Sang It In, Beaches, And What They Came Away With Was That Song. They Turned To Their Loved Ones And Said, 'you Know, You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings!' The Song Expressed How They Felt In A Way A Simple 'i Love You' Would Not Have.