When You Have Satire, It Has To

I've Got The Jewish Guilt And The Irish Shame And It's A Hell Of A Job Distinguishing Which Is Which.

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.

Just Because You're Not Sweating Doesn't Mean You're Not Putting In The Work.

I Had Studied Piano Since I Was 13, But I Was Surrounded By Students Who'd Been Playing Since They Were 5. I Realized I Was Never Going To Be Anything But Mediocre.

I Have Been In Countries Where I Don't Know A Word Of The Language. I Tried To Practice My French As Much As Possible. I Would Talk With The Crew. I Always Order In French, But Then Waiters Respond In English. I Hate That.