When You Leave A Place, It's Best

Not To Ask The Obvious Question, But Why Alaska?

The Punch Connected, But (1) Colin Forgot To Close His Fist, So He Was Slapping Not Hitting, And (2) Instead Of Slapping Toc, He Ended Up Slapping Hassan Flush Across The Cheek, Whereupon Hassan Finally Succeeded In Falling Down.

I Never Liked Writing Concluding Paragraphs To Papers - Where You Repeat What You've Already Said With Phrases Like 'in Summation', And 'to Conclude'.

Tonight, Darling, We Are Going To Right A Lot Of Wrongs.

You Are So Busy Being You That You Have No Idea How Utterly Unprecedented You Are.