When You Live In An Alcoholic Family

When I See A 9/11 Victim Family On Television, Or Whatever, I'm Just Like, 'oh Shut Up' I'm So Sick Of Them Because They're Always Complaining.

If We Give All Of The People Who Filed Incorrect Tax Returns The Benefit Of The Doubt And Assume That Every Single One Of Them Simply Made An Honest Mistake, Then Doesn't Common Sense Tell Us That Maybe The Tax Code Is Just A Little Too Complex?

It's Not About Terror Or Anything Else, It's About Politics, And So It Becomes More About Politics Than It Does About Faith. Orthodox Rabbis - That Is About Faith. There's Not A Single Orthodox Rabbi On This List. This Is All Reformed Rabbis That Were - That Made This List.

If You Treat An Animal Right, They Don't Run Away. They're Not Like Us. They Run Away From People They Don't Trust; Most Times We Run Away From Ourselves.

I Say On The Air All Time, "if You Take What I Say As Gospel, You're An Idiot."