When You Look Like Your Passport Photo,

There Is Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child. ... Time, Self-pity, Apathy, Bitterness, And Exhaustion Can Take The Christmas Out Of The Child, But You Cannot Take The Child Out Of Christmas.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

It Takes A Lot Of Courage To Show Your Dreams To Someone Else.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.