When You Marry Your Mistress, You Create

Beauty Is A Social Necessity.

The Ultimate Risk Is Not Taking A Risk.

Gossip Columnists Are Diseases, Like 'flu. Everyone Is Subject To Them.

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.

None Has More Frequent Conversations With A Disagreeable Self Than The Man Of Pleasure; His Enthusiasms Are But Few And Transient; His Appetites, Like Angry Creditors, Are Continually Making Fruitless Demands For What He Is Unable To Pay; And The Greater His Former Pleasures, The More Strong His Regret, The More Impatient His Expectations. A Life Of Pleasure Is, Therefore, The Most Unpleasing Life.