When You're An Artist, All You're Trying

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go Where It's Gonna Be

Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.