When You're Down In Texas, Bob Wills

To Me A Guitar Is Kind Of Like A Woman. You Don't Know Why You Like 'em But You Do.

If You See Me Getting Smaller, I'm Leaving, Don't Be Grieving, Just Gotta Get Away From Here. If You See Me Getting Smaller, Don't Worry, And No Hurry, I've Got The Right To Disappear.

If I Could Only Fly, You See, A Lot Of My Problems Would Be Gone. When You Think Of Just How Much I'd Save On Shoes Alone.

The Only Two Things In Life That Make It Worth Livin' / Is Guitars That Tune Good And Firm Feelin' Women

Did Ole Hank Really Do It This Way?