When You're Eight Years Old, Nothing Is

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

If I Get Busted In New York, The Freest City In The World, That Will Be The End Of My Career.

...catholicism Is Like Howard Johnson, And What They Have Are These Franchises And They Give All These People Different Franchises In The Different Countries But They Have One Government, And When You Buy The Howard Johnson Franchise You Can Apply It To The Geography - Whatever's Cool For That Area - And Then You, You Know, Pay The Bread To The Main Office.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give It Enough Time, The Public, The Reviewers Will Allow You To Satirize It. Which Is Rather Ridiculous, When You Think About It.

There Is Only What Is And That's It. What Should Be Is A Dirty Lie.