When You Really Want To Show Some

I Really Believe There's No Such Thing As Accidents, Only Opportunities. God Gives Everyone The Ingredients To A Good, Happy Life. It's Up To Us To Make The Most Of Them.

If You're Humble And Hardworking, Opportunities Will Arise For You.

My Husband Cooks Fancier Food For Himself Than I've Ever Cooked On-air. I Call Him From The Road, And He's Making Champagne-vanilla Salmon Or Black-cherry Pork Chop. Half Of Me Is Feeling Unworthy. Not Only Am I Not A Chef, I'm Not A Better Cook Than My Own Husband!

I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.

Whatever It Is You Want To Do, Take A Job In That Field. You Will Learn By Experience And, Slow And Steady, You'll Get It Done!