When You Win An Election, What You

Asking The Question Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Liberal Or Conservative Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al Qaeda Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. I Might Think They Use A Little Bit Too Much Oil; Some People Might Think It's A Little Dry. But The Problem With Al Qaeda Is They Want To Kill Us. And The Problem With The Mainstream Media Is That It Has These Other Biases That Are Much More Important.

I Couldn't Think Of Anything Less Appealing Than Molding The Minds Of Tomorrow's Leaders.

National Security Laws Must Protect National Security. But They Must Also Protect The Public Trust And Preserve The Ability Of An Informed Electorate To Hold Its Government To Account.

There Is A Subset Of Democrats Who Tend To Mis-fill Out Ballots. The Way You Mark The Ballot Is Like An S.a.t. - You Fill In The Circle. And The Subset Of People Who Tend To, Like, Put A Check There Instead, Or An X, Or Fill It Out Wrong, Tend To Be People Who Didn't Take S.a.t.s, Or First-time Voters, Or People With English As A Second Language.

No One Is More Sensitive To The Issue Of Overeating Than The Creator Of Stuart Smalley.